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Quick Q do the Department of Future folks always burst into tears when you ask them how they're doing or is this a new development

Because it happened twice today and I'm getting concerned

Simone's birthday is in six days. Take a moment to remember how likeable of a person she is (my polar opposite, yes, I'm aware) and then plan your celebrations and praise accordingly.


BENNY+BCTTMS.

As tacky as such declarations are, I'd rather temporarily wound my own pride than have this conversation five times: Theun and I are [...] together. This is your only opportunity to pose questions and/or gloat, should the spirit move you.

He showed me the preparatory moot and my feedback is as follows:

1. I do believe in love, Briony.
2. New rule: No one is allowed to announce beaus in a filter that excludes one of us, Teddy.
   1. This is not up for debate.
3. New rule: No one is allowed to share the bewildering news that Gus asked them on a date in a filter that excludes one of us, Constance.
   1. Nor is this up for debate.
4. Thank you for being my only considerate friends, Mallory and Benjamin.
5. WHY DID NONE OF YOU INFORM ME OF

BRIAR.

I've heard you'll join us in Paris.

Can anybody tell me why my watch has switched to roman numbers but Em's is fine? Are the profiteers fucking with me in particular or should I be prepared to bounce back to some kind of fucked up anomaly with Alexander the Great at any time now?

If you had to get blipped back to any time without warning, is there ever a good one?

LANCE & EMMETT.

We've talked.

WHO: Theun & Sébastien.
WHERE: Theun, Lux, and Archie's house.
WHEN: Saturday, September 13.
WHAT: Some chess, some not-so-much-chess.
WARNINGS: freak4freak & discussions of an adult nature.

( “You must really like me if you were willing to dirty your hands.” )

WHO: Briony & Percy
WHERE: a dog shelter
WHEN: Monday, September 8
WHAT: Percy adopts a dog

( I don’t think Beatrice will make a very good hunting dog, Percy. She’s awfully small )

So I don’t know whether this is panic inducing, or a good lead, but I’ve gone through every possibility and it’s 99% give or take not a coincidence. Based on the mission reports I’ve been looking at and locations and the causality of it all: more than a coincidental amount of them directly affect the founding of the USA.

So yeah. Not to panic anyone. Definitely won’t alter the course of history as we know it in a very real way that isn’t based around the lifts changing or roman numerals making a reappearance. Nope. (I am of course joking what the actual fuck.)

Hi colleagues of mine today is Star Trek Day

I love Star Trek. If there’s one thing I know about Star Trek it’s 100% better than Star Wars

I can definitely provide many facts about why it’s better I chose not to though just happy Star Trek Day everyone :)

BGE
I officially introduced my boyfriend to my not-niece as my boyfriend so I don’t think I get to be flippant with him now and I know my therapist is laughing at me for this development

Anyway let’s get food

FRIENDS (MINUS THOM)
I’m making a care package for Thom as a reward for not being absolutely ass at softball please give suggestions of what she might like gift giving is not my love language

WHO: Archie & Stevie | Archie & Briar | Archie and Dino
WHERE: Various places around base
WHEN: Monday, September 1st, early afternoon | Tuesday, September 2nd, afternoon | Wednesday, September 3rd, late afternoon
WHAT: Archie does a bad job avoiding Stevie and Dino, and also Briar is hunting him for sport (but maybe not to kill?)
WARNINGS: self doubt, various bad self-thoughts

( I think it’s ninety-nine out of a hundred on both sides )

WHO: Sloane and Marisol, Dino and his Dad
WHERE: An 18th-century closet, TEA base
WHEN: Yesterday during the mission and after
WHAT: Everyone talks about their feelings (kind of)
WARNINGS: idk bad parenting

( We can fix it. )

( ENDGAME PLOT INFO )

Is it ever weird when you all date one another? As coworkers?

[Benny, Teddy, Mal, Connie, Bri]

I thought about telling you all this separately, but I didn't want to hold five different conversations at once.

Is Sébastien currently single. Or pursuing anyone.

[Tess]

Hold this space for incoming updates about my love life.

I know we are in a bit of crisis of time, but my beloved Manchester derby happens only twice a year, so I am once again requesting someone open their kind hearts and take my Saturday shift so I may see our lads trounce the lesser United players once again.

I will ask that if you choose to help in my hour of need, you are required to be quite vigilant. During my last shift I noticed the inventor of the microwave was shifted to one of the supposed "Time Profiteers". A challenge to detect, given that the inventor of the microwave was no Tim Berners-Lee. Or me.

Any questions about the invention of the microwave may be redirected to Sébastien.